I honestly just want everything dead

Ok so i dont know how but I didnt feel my hangover until...now, this whole day i was in an awesome mood, the birds were chirping, the sun was shinning, homeless people didnt smell as bad as usual, to sum up it was a pretty good day. Till about 15 minutes ago, I dont know what happened, I must've subconciously thought about puppies dying or AIDS or Carlos Mencia's success in life, but something has put a damper on my parade. Now I really just want everything and everyone dead. With that being said, welcome to my new blog.

Now some of you are probably wondering "Didnt you say you would never make a blog cuz you think they suck like 8 hours ago?" to answer this yes yes i did but what you didnt know is that I'm a pretty big hypocrite. On weekends I'm a counselor at a halfway house while secretly during the week I kill hookers. Yea that didnt make any sense but it's my blog and i can honestly say whatever I want. Yep, whatever I want.

For instance I really think Brian Stricklands a douchebag, nah im kidding(not really, fuck it its not like he's gonna see this and be like Oh my god Tawanda thinks Im a douche bag, he's probably too busy doing douchebaggy things like drinking Keystone Light or fucking Westie Girls) . But yea anyway I decided to put this up cuz facebook owns everything you write, and i really dont want Mark Zuckerberg (that greedy jew, yea i make racist jokes too, got a problem with that? X out the window and go spin a fucking dradle, nah I'm kidding I love Jews, bagels are my SHIT) to make any money off of my drug induced ramblings or jokes only I understand.

So what I'm gonna do soon is just take everything i wrote on facebook, edit them (take out all those shoutouts to Lidia Konomi, cuz looking back on it now that was pretty creepy on my part, she def has a can of Mace with my name on it). And put them up here. Also I'll post random videos I find appealing at the time, music maybe, news, clothes I like, pretty much whatever the fuck I want as I've already stated. Hopefully if you've read this far you'll probably read whatever i write tomorrow, if not, I have something new to regret Jan 1st 2010.

Thanks for your time.

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