Super Powers

I'm pretty sure everyone has wished they had superpowers. I dont care who you are you've once thought about somehow getting superpowers, whether it be drinking a mysterious beverage, getting sprayed with toxic waste, shoving your head in the microwave, we've all dreamt about somehow getting a power. Most people wish to fly, or have super speed, or read minds (note anyone who says that is really nosy, so to fuck with them dont tell them anything about anything, theyll go nuts) we've all wanted these powers but no ones really ever thought, shit I'd have to be a SuperHero, cuz everyone thinks being a superhero is awesome, when really its not. You gotta have a secret identity or villains will kill everyone you love, people will always be trying to kill you, you'd have to wear a gay outfit, you always have to save the day, you cant be hungover or PMSing or anything like that, no relationship. Being a superhero would be a horrible existence, and if people saw you flying from place to place theyd assume thats the route you'd take.
Now with all this in mind, I realized that if i had a superpower, itd have to be something low key, but awesome. So with much thought ive decided that my superpower would be the ability to find 5 dollar bills anywhere I go. Cuz everyone loves finding money, that shit makes a day! Think about the last time you found a dollar on the ground, how awesome was that? Imagine that happening everyday, but instead of a one itd be a 5. Now your probably wondering why not just find 100 dollar bills everywhere? Well i would but thats too suspicious, and more importantly that ruins the power, people would follow me, everyone would know i was the kid who finds 100 dollar bills, id never be left alone. The 5 is just a good solid number, cuz everyone could use an extra 5 dollars. And yes there would be a limit of how many dollars i found in a week. This shit has to stay fair.