Tuesday, January 13, 2009

That doesnt happen everyday

Let me just say i really hate those blogs where people just talk about all the mundane shit they did, and try to complain to be funny "I went to the mall yesterday, a bottle of water was 2 bucks! how am i gonna pay for something i can get for free!? blah blah blah please tell me I'm funny blah blah bladdity blah" But i think there are some exceptions. Like yesterday. Something kind of amazing happened that i almost missed. Dont ask me how but somehow last night I was playing Pictionary with Strippers. I dont know how and i dont kno why, but all I kno is that i was playing Pictionary with Strippers, shit that in itself sounds like a title or a prize in some contest on the radio. I also think its funny that, people pay to see these girls naked and fantasize about what crazy things they do in their spare time, when the crazy shit their doing is actually just playing pictionary, the ill family fun game. Mind you we did smoke like 3 blunts before this but a little weed never hurt now and then. What i think is really noteworthy tho is that I didnt even notice what was really going on, all i could focus on is the fact that i was LOSING to these 2 bitches.

And if your wondering, yes I did ask the necessary question "Can a nigga get a table dance?" and no unfortunately a nigga did not, not cuz she said no but simply cuz i could spend that 20 dollars on something way more necessary, like food or scratch tickets.

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