People really love cars?

So I always thought fetishes were weird, but made sense. Like these things feel good or have something really sexual about them, but now i really dont know. I found these 3 videos each more disturbing than the last. lets begin shall we?

First we have Revving girls:



Yes if you were waiting to see a guy come in to "help" her with her car, dont bother, cuz this is all the vid is. And theres not just one, theres a website dedicated to this. I really cannot imagine someone beating off to this. In fact, how do you respond when you get caught beating off to this? :

Troy: Hey Ryan whats up you watching Nasca-OH MY GOD are you beating off?
Mike: .....
Troy: ...to a chick driving a car?
Mike: .....its hot
Troy: Its a foot pushing down on a pedal.
Mike: It gets me off dude, I dont know why but it gets me off.
Troy: Ok...could you at least stop beating off? I really dont think we should hang out anymore.

Next Vid:



Well to be fair, high heels are kind of sexy, and gas prices are high, but toy car crushing? I can only imagine a little boy somewhere who's too poor to afford toy cars watching this and crying.

And Finally:



Yes, he fucks cars. The scary part is there's more people who actually do this. This is part 2 of a 6 part documentary. Think of this the next time you rent or buy a used car.

So the next time your with your lover doing the do and he/she wants to shit on your chest, remember, it could be alot weirder than that.