Fashion Trends I'm gonna hate soon

I like to consider myself a fashionable person, I spend hours looking at clothes and thinking up outfits, unfortunately the costs of good gear is going up so i cant buy as much as id like. However this helped me avoid lots of bad decisions (throwbacks, girbauds, all over hats, Supras etc). This avoidance of bad ideas has taught me how to tell what trends are gonna be killed and what trend will last. Heres my predictions for the spring of 2009:



Vans Authentics
I'm pretty sure that by May I'll want to set all of these on fire, but not before I buy a pair of my own that I'll probably regret.



Leggings
These have been around for a little while and I enjoyed them as much as the next guy, but i guarantee that after i see camel toes than Ali Babba and the 40 Thieves, I'll wish that these girls just hanged themselves with them. Next Trend:



Cali Tees
Now I've wanted to move to LA for the past year now, and as soon as i get the chance I'll be off like a David Alan Greer Show, i love their steez, the relaxed enviroment, the rap, kush, but the problem is they love it too, and love to brag about it. I just wanna say to the, that i get it, your awesome, we on the east suck, but please stop rubbing it in, being a douchebag is never in style. Yes this isnt a west coast tee, I know this, i just didnt wanna give these narcissistic douchebags the satisfaction by puttin another west coast shirt on the internet. Take That! Next!




Snap Back hats
So i think the lesson people learned from the last couple of years is that clothing from the 80s is really cool, but wearing all 80s shit at the same time isnt cool. The Snap Back hat is 80s but not too 80s. Honestly, i think these are really hot, but just like that one girl you really like who you really think is made for you, everyone else probably thinks it hot too. Unfortunately, it'll be alot easier for everyone to get their hands on these unlike the girl (unless she's a whore). Onward!



These were hot in the 80s and not in the 90s, but now theyve slowly begun picking up steam, like i said to the young republicans club in high school, I think i'll pass on this membership* (*i actually said a black man joining the young republicans is an oxymoron)

Yea so i cant think of any other future trends I'm gonna hate, also I'm worried that I'm gonna be wrong about every single one and ill start wearing all of these said things, so i dont wanna sound too hypocritical. But still i think 4 is enough.

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